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  Drag Queen visits a Kingdom Hall

  by Nick in

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  here is betty butterfield and her jw experience:.

  http://www.bohnsplace.com/betty_butterfield/jwgays.mov.

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  Big Dog

  I met her in a Kingdom Hall down in old soho
  Where you drink kool-aid and it tastes just like cherry-cola
  C-o-l-a cola
  She walked up to me and she asked me far a book study
  I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
  L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  
  Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual guy
  But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
  Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  Well I’m a dub but I can’t understand
  Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
  Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  
  Well we drank kool-aid and studied the Watchtower all night
  Under electric candlelight
  She picked me up and sat me on her knee
  And said dear boy won’t you baptize me
  Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual guy
  But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
  Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  
  I pushed her away
  I walked from door to door
  I fell to the floor
  I got down on my knees
  Then I looked at her and she at me
  
  Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
  And I always want it to be that way for my lola
  Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
  It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
  Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  
  Well I left for Bethel just a week before
  And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
  But lola smiled and took me by the hand
  And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man
  
  Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual man
  But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
  And so is lola
  Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
  Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

  (with all apologies to Ray and Dave Davies)
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  Your thoughts about Wal-mart

  by desbah in

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  do you shop at wally world?

  i can spend over $100.00 on little items, man shopping at wally world is the devil on my checkbook.

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  Tetragod, retail is a Darwinian system if there ever was one. If nature selects Wal-Mart for extinction then it will cease to exist leaving only fossil remains for future retail historians to study, it not it could quite possibly become the dominant retail form on the planet. Ponder that as we rocket into the 22nd century.
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  Your thoughts about Wal-mart

  by desbah in

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  do you shop at wally world?

  i can spend over $100.00 on little items, man shopping at wally world is the devil on my checkbook.

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  Big Dog

  Wal-Mart sucks caulk. I despise that place with a passion, just makes my skin crawl.
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  Top 5 Bands/Artists

  by PaulJ in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  what are you 5 favourite bands/artists?.

  mine, in no particular order are-.

  1. oasis.

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  The Beatles

  Frank Sinatra

  Elvis

  Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band

  Led Zep
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  Go to University and you 'support this system of things'!

  by slimboyfat in

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  2. friends

  the most recent watchtower contains the most strident anti-higher education stance i have seen in recent literature

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  Big Dog

  Flush out your headgear Defd, the borg has always been against higher education as it leads people to think, and that is a baaaaaaaaaaaad thing as it won't take people that can think very long to realize how utterly morally and intellectually bankrupt the WBTS is.
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  What REALLY is Hell?

  by defd in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  is it truely a firey place of torment as some religions teach?

  or is it just the grave, as another religion teaches?

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  According to AC/DC, Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be

  Hey you -
  
  Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
  Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
  Puts me down, fools me around
  What's she doing to me?
  Out for satisfaction, any piece of action
  That ain't the way it should be
  She needs love, smells out a man
  She's gotta see
  Pours my beer, licks my ear
  Brings out the devil in me
  
  Hell ain't a bad place to be
  
  Spends my money, drinks my booze, stays out every night
  And I got to thinking, "Hey, just a minute, something ain't right"
  Disillusions and confusion
  Make me want to cry
  All the same, you lead your games
  Tellin' me your lies
  Don't mind her playing a demon
  As long as it's with me
  If this is hell then you could say
  It's heavenly
  
  Hell ain't a bad place to be
  
  Late at night turns down the lights
  Closes up on me
  Opens my heart, tears it apart
  Brings out the devil in me
  
  Hell ain't no bad place to be
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  Love is NOT a Human Need

  by logansrun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of the most difficult things for ex-jehovah's witnesses (heretofore referred to as ex-jws) to deal with is the loss of friends and family -- "loved ones.

  " rejection hurts, and the pain seems to be very intense for some.

  ex-jws seem validated to feel so awful since most humans naturally believe that love is a human need.

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  Big Dog

  Last call for the Starship Stoic non-stop to Vulcan where they play Paul Simon's "I am a Rock, I am an Island" over and over again for your enjoyment.
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  Love is NOT a Human Need

  by logansrun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of the most difficult things for ex-jehovah's witnesses (heretofore referred to as ex-jws) to deal with is the loss of friends and family -- "loved ones.

  " rejection hurts, and the pain seems to be very intense for some.

  ex-jws seem validated to feel so awful since most humans naturally believe that love is a human need.

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  Big Dog

  Right, live long and prosper Bradley. Say hello to Spock for all of us on your trip to Vulcan, er, I mean Kentucky (wink).
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  Quick: How do I JW-proof the house?

  by Thegoodgirl in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey guys, i'm looking for tips.

  i have 48 hours, so how do you jw-proof your house?

  mom and sister and brother-in-law are coming this weekend.

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  Big Dog

  Cross, garlic, wooden stakes, mallet, silver bullets, and holy water should do it.
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  Dogma - The Movie (Directed by Kevin Smith)

  by Black Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey y'all,.

  i recently got this film on dvd and it is so on-point with its cynical look at religion and belief systems.

  i laughed 'till i cried.

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  Big Dog

  Great flick, Kevin Smith can write some excellent dialogue. I loved the scene in the boardroom when Matt Damon told the one lady he spared that she got off light for not saying bless you when he sneezed.